During my morning walk along the waterfront, I passed by what looked like green Cheetos dumped onto a park bench. I didn’t think much of it until I looked more closely.
Not Cheetos. Definitely not Cheetos. How did I ever think they were Cheetos?
I assume it’s bait.
But why green?
What are they bait for?
Fresh or cooked?
Were they bought this color? Or did someone paint or dye them green?
And most importantly, why were the seagulls ignoring them? Seagulls eat anything, right?
I have more questions. But I am hoping for some answers. What do you have for me?